amitesh virdi

not your ordinary homecook

this is

just a basic home page. scroll through the menu tab and help yourself over the topics.

i jot down few of my thoughts on this site after spending some time in the kitchens, the dark dwelling kitchens that you will never see.. and if you thought the world behind those restaurants was all pink and rose petals,, well, cinderella, wake up.. there ain’t no prince coming.

kitchens where profanity is used like you breathe oxygen..

inhale.

exhale.

inhale.

exhale.

i’m still gonna try n be euphemistic but then, sometimes emotions takeover and you see my rude mood once a while.

so breathe. inhale. exhale. whatever.

lemme talk to you about some serious stuff.. somethin’ philosophical..

“every great shit that gets flushed down was once real good food.”

it’s the greatest universal truth of all time. needless to say.

but it ain’t scientifically proven.. so let your creative brain wander.

in the meanwhile, i’m gonna continue believing – poop was once food.. and, mind you, it was not just good food, it was gourmet food! food that you got attracted to. that you admired. took pictures of.. said ‘yumm’ when it touched your lips.

yea, open ’em wide, baby.

all that shit, you see – was once good food. therefore respect that word.

..so folks, the main point here is ..any human you see – good or bad – in your perspective, was once the good guy next door.. and you are responsible for what they become. . except for me.. i was born bad. a satan.

lastly, a puzzle for your lousy nut brain…

what shit goes up and never comes down?

nothin’

… all the shit will come back to you. so be wise while throwin’ your shit around.

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